They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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