kristin has been a bad kristin
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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