Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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