you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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