Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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