Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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