Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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