YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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