and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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