For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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