I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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