I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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