You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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