Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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