im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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