But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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