do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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