The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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