you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Everclear isn't food dammit
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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