I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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