Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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