D3 body, D1 cock
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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