If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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