this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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