So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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