I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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