Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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