did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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