I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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