Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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