My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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