I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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