im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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