this boner is exhausting
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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