Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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