We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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