Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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