her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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