Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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