We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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