Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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