I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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