So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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