New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm having to shit out rocks
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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