I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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