I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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