i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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