new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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