I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just want to make out with him forever
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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