Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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