Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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