i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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