she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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