Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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