Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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