Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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