He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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