when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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