Christians are straight up FREAKS
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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