Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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