What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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