But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
